Why me?

Why is it that every time I log onto certain sites I always get at least 2 messages saying ”that I am a lucky winner” or ”quickly click this banner we have your prize ready for you”?

It really seems strange that all these people seem to want to give me a car or $5,000 dollars or even a holiday around the world! What have I done to deserve such good fortune? I certainly never brought a lottery ticket or even entered a competition, yet I still get numerous offers of riches that I surely don’t deserve.

Maybe I should write to my new bank manager in Nigeria and let him know that instead of using my bank account to hide the multitude of petrol dollars that his uncle stashed away for a rainy day he should also contact these generous people who will surely help him out of his present predicament.