Jack Reynard with a OAP Special. The first story is about a moaning OAP who wanted some off duty police to interrupt their poker game to ‘investigate’ a burglary of a empty rented property! They quite rightly refused and carried on playing poker. Fair play to the ‘boys in blue’!
The second story is about the prospect of Terry Wogan a popular radio announcer retiring we say DON’T DO IT.
Lastly but most importantly we nail our flag to the mast and rebuke the Southport magistrate for convicting Geoff Dornan – the roller blading OAP for endangering the safety of others. For this he got a £300. We say get a life and go and do your job properly and fine all those push bike maniacs who ride the bikes on the pavement and leave eccentric Mr Dornan alone.
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