Introducing Poker Totty Gloria

Poker Totty Gloria

New Poker Totty Gloria Excelsis is a real star for 2012! Model, dancer and burgeoning novelist. There is no limit to this woman’s talent. The one thing she lacks is experience on the poker table, but, since she is prepared to learn we can look forward to seeing Poker Totty Gloria move from table top dancing to a check raise bluff on the green baize. Welcome Poker Totty Gloria!

Do you play Texas Hold ‘Em or Omaha?
I don’t play cards at all, but I can look as though I do.
Poker Totty Gloria chilling out

Poker Totty Gloria chilling out

Would you be interested in learning to play poker?

I am always interested in learning new things, however, I believe I used to play ‘poker’ with friends when I was growing up.

What is your daytime job?

At the moment my daytime Job is a nightime job, I’m a lap/pole dancer at The Rocket club (Birmingham). I love it SO much.

Have you any funny stories you can tell us while being a lap/pole dancer?

I have many stories to tell, and do tell, of my dancing adventures, and being a writer I can polish them up and take them further than most. Some of these stories are funny most of them are naughty, but all of them are sexy…there is not a night goes by when the girls and I aren’t rolling around on the floor…laughing.

Poker Totty Gloria

Poker Totty Gloria looking nice

How would you describe yourself physically?

I would describe myself physically as many things, sometimes negative when I’m feeling down, but mainly as – Gorgeous!

Which designer do you admire?

As for designers, not that fussed, not a brand name victim really, but I do like Galiano.

When did you decide that modelling maybe a career for you?

Everyone has always told me to ‘BE’ a model, but I’ve been too busy until now with growing into myself.

Who are your favourite models?

Models? Don’t like many, but I know Kate Moss, she can be alright, sometimes.

Poker Totty Gloria getting dressed

Poker Totty Gloria getting dressed

What sort of music and artist do you like?

I love most music, from the Doors, Stone Roses, Zeppelin, Oasis (early), Smiths, Prodigy, to Taoi Cruz, Tinie Tempah and Flo rida, and most things in between except candy pop!

Do you have any hobbies?

I like writing novels when I can sit down long enought to do it. which of late is a very rare occasion indeed, you see, I have too many other hobbies.

Have you published any novels that we can read?

Sadly I am not yet published, but!! There is a lot of interest, a LOT of interest I might add, in my latest offering ‘The Becoming of Womanhood’, so we shall see.

What is your favourite entertainment?

Favourite entertainment would be…myself.

Which cuisine do you prefer?

I like French cuisine, I lived in the south of France for four years.

If you had a choice would it be a Prada handbag or a Jimmy Choo shoes?

Jimmy Choo.

Which city would you like to be in and why?

Paris, because it’s so sexy (not for too long though).

Poker Totty Gloria on holiday

Poker Totty Gloria on holiday