Here is the pokerknave.com official analysis on why England could not win: 1. John Terry destabilized the the team with his attempted coup. 2. Rooney should have been dropped to the bench. 3. The press were determined to upset the players with all the WAG nonsense. 4. Capello didn’t complete his homework on Germany. 5. […]
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Anger Management
Amazing scenes at the World Cup 2010. John Terry decides to stick the knife into Fabio Capello and reassert his role as Englands Captain, eventhough he was sacked for having carnal knowledge with a freinds ex-girlfriend. In this video he lays out his method of attack. For those who didn’t see the ‘handshake’ which led […]
John Terry – One Gamble Too Much!
A new morality tale is unfolding in West London and it features the toxic mix of money, gambling, sex, class politics, football and drink. The England captain has been caught with his hands in his best friends former girlfriends knickers. He tried to get the courts to ban the news therefore stop the whole country […]
The Daily Digest #43
Jack Reynard is not in a happy mood after some severe beatings on the poker tables and now needs some amorous attention from people of the female persuasion. He is seriously considering reforming his pop group ‘Automatic Energy’ and do a Spandau Ballet too get laid…. In this edition the curious story of England football […]