10 things that annoy you about online poker…

1. Falling asleep while you wait for a tournament to start.

2. Your computer freezes when you are in the middle of a game and then takes ages to reboot.

3. A phone call in which you have to answer it as it is fro your latest beau.

4. Stupid graphics which other players find amusing and continue to use.

5. Bounty money not paid to your account for finding new players.

6. Constant changing of terms and conditions which always favour the poker site.

7. Blatant collusion between players which are never checked.

8. Threats from internet warriors.

9. Drivel talk from lonely game players

10. Getting rivered and then watching the smuck go on to win the tournament.