Introducing Poker Totty Kim

Poker Totty Kim

New Poker Totty Kimberley McCartney is being taught the game of Texas Hold Em. She is struggling at the moment because she cannot unerstand the rules. For some reason I think that her tutor is not keeping his mind on the job – the lucky guy. Welcome Poker Totty Kim!

Poker Totty Kim looking fabulous

Do you play Texas Hold ‘Em or Omaha? 
I have tried to play Texas Hold ‘Em but I just don’t understand what it is I have to do, I always end up losing, my boyfriend tries to help but I just cannot get in the swing of things. Oh Well!

Where does your problem lay with Texas Hold Em? 
I just don’t understand the basic rules of poker and I always seem to fold at the wrong times.

What is your daytime job? 
I wouldn’t really call it a job but I clean up my local school, hoping to get a job within Cornwall’s best promotions work, but we will see how that goes. I’m going back to college soon so ill be a student once again.

How would you describe yourself physically? 
I’m not a stick put it that way, I never have been and never will be. I’ve been street dancing since the age of 12 so I’ve got pretty good core strength, but if you were to tell me to run a mile I would collapse on the first 200m.

Which designer do you admire? 
Is Ann Summers a designer? If so that woman is amazing, keep the good work coming I say.

Poker Totty Kim taking a shower


What is it that makes their stuff ‘amazing’? 
There’s not many places in a high street can you walk in and find underwear with intended holes in them, or such unique style to bra’s n thongs, they do a orange leopard print bra, its just amazing.

When did you decide that modelling maybe a career for you? 
When I realised a 9-5 job wasn’t for me and that I found myself looking more at my boyfriend’s Porn stash more than him. A woman’s figure is amazing and from then on it’s just been a dream of mine.

Was your boyfriend OK with you discovering his porn stash? 
Ha! He thought I would be mad, but what’s a little porn? He wasn’t mad with me at all, just worried what I would say. He’s a guy of course he has a stash, now I share it with him.


Poker Totty Kim showing her affection


Who are your favourite models? 
Lucy Pinder, Keely Hazel and Kendra Wilkinson.

What sort of music and artist do you like? 
I’m an RnB Fanatic anything from Beyonce to Rihanna to Jason Derulo to Jay Sean.

Do you have any hobbies? 
Street dance is my major hobby and does sex with the boyfriend come under a hobby?

Poker Totty Kim getting ready for a modelling job.

When you are street dancing is that the same as break dancing? 
No street dancing is the similar to hip-hop, Break dancing is more on the floor spinning on your head and moving around your pivot hand point, whereas street dance, you pop n lock to the beat, its pretty intense but amazing once you get going.

What is your favourite entertainment? 
If it isn’t COD Modern Warfare 2 it would have to be watching good old Lee Evans he can’t help but put a cracking smile on your face.

Which cuisine do you prefer? 

That’s food I take it? Pizza Hut cannot beat a Chicken Supreme Cheesy Crust Pizza!!

If you had a choice would it be a Prada handbag or a Jimmy Choo shoes? 

Jimmy Choo shoes; is it weird that I actually love shoes? You can never own enough.

Which city would you like to be in and why? 
Tokyo Japan as that where my boyfriend is right now.

Poker Totty Kim in blue jeans