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A Poker Totty Thought On 50 Shades Of Grey
I like to read – whether Dickens or Wilde
But I love hot prose, not tame or mild
Rowling and Shakespeare are well known names
But the one for me is E L James
With her book in my hand, I dream of a place
Where I see a big man with a smile on his face
I see his bulge and I’m thinking ‘way hey!’
And that’s when he tells me he’s Christian Grey
When I hold him close, I can feel his sweat
And I suddenly notice my fingers are wet
The passion is on, and my heart beats fast
His body is hard, wanna make this last
But all good dreams must come to an end
It’s Christian I want my life to spend
Instead my husband walks through the door
And strangely today I’ve been feeling sore!