Nigella Lawson and Charles Saatchi
It will happen! It would be rude and illogical not to happen! One of the many artist out to make a name for themselves will create a sensational artistic piece which will feature Charles Saatchi grabbing terrified Nigella Lawson around the neck.
Does it look like domestic abuse? Obviously it does. If Nigella Lawson was fighting back it could look like a couple having a bickering argument. But, in the pictures we’ve seen it looked like Charles Saatchi was the one on the attack and Nigella Lawson was the victim.
The original yummy mummy has the eyes of a scared and dominated woman. If she likes being scared and dominated then clearly she is in the right relationship as Mr Saatchi seems to be enjoying the role of dominator and ogre.
Now that the police have given a warning to Mr Saatchi it seems clear that a major art exhibition should be organised and the theme should be women and emancipation. The exhibition will feature female circumcision, women shot for wanting to be educated, women getting beaten up by rich and powerful men and women being featured in porn. The topics and subjects will be vast and Charles Saatchi can finance it all and help make a name for the artist.
Charles Saatchi has done this before. He once had an exhibition which had as a headline act a picture of Myra Hindley which was made up of children’s hand prints. Myra Hindley was a serial paedophile killer. The picture was brought for £11,000 and sold for a £100,000 by Charles Saatchi! So Charles Saatchi is not reluctant to exploit a unsavoury situation to make money and this little escapade is perfect and ironic…and we love irony.
Myra by Marcus Harvey