The Double Trouble Edition. Featuring our hero young Alfie Patten and his demise as a dad. Also former Speaker Martin getting shafted over the expenses row in The UK Houses of Parliament.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8t0ioJack Reynard brings you an update edition with a chat about Sir Fred Goodwin now a victim of anarchist, the saga of Alfie Patten, Chantelle Steadman and baby Maisie roxanne and the DNA results, and, of course Jack Tweed search for an income source now his wife Jade Goody has died.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8sxcjWe presents a new and improved version of the Daily Digest. This edition has the video of when snooker player Mark Selby was served a writ by his former manager George Bamby during a match in The Welsh Open live on TV.

There is also a video of fugitive and alleged drugs trafficker Paul Makin having a heart to heart with his wife Laura Makin on The Jeremy Kyle show – a sort of sub-prime Jerry Springer type program.

Finally, there is more stuff of children having babies and the latest news of betting in the £500,000 Maisie ‘Who is the Daddy’ Juvenile Stakes with a major plunge on Alfie Patten who is now 4/6 favourite after being a 3/1 4th favourite.

Quite clearly MT has no idea of what ‘financially’ is just as our hero Alfie hasn’t. Watch this glorious moment of crash tv.

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http://pokerknave.com talks about actress, model and poker professional Christina Lindley. The latest twist and turns about the Alfie Patten and the ‘Who Is The Daddy’ Juvenile Stakes betting market with his price now going out to 3/1 and his brother Joe being a springer in the market and now Even money favourite.

The Maisie Whos The Daddy Juvenile (Winner gets £500,000).

Revised Price

Joe Patten Evens (fav)
Richard Goodsell 2/1
Tyler Barker 2/1,
Alfie Patten 3/1,
4/1 Bar the field,

further updates at http://tips.pokerknave.com/

Congratulations to Duffy who out preformed Coldplay in the Brits and saved us from endless whinging music from the bed wetters.

And finally, a challenge that Jade Goody will have a miracle cure and will rebound as a born again celebrity and go on to make loads of more spondoolies.

Jack Reynard has prices on The Maisie Juvenile Stakes (£500,000 to the winner) which is sponsored by the UK press and media:

Richard Goodsell Evens (fav)
Tyler Barker 6/4,
Alfie Patten 7/4,
3/1 Bar the field,

Although Alfie Patten is 3rd favourite we at pokerknave.com want him to win as he is the least money grabbing of the lot and its his mom and dad who are trying to screw as much out of it as possible.

Also in the Daily Digest we send out an appeal for Pete Drummond and hope that Patricia Newman gets the book chucked at he – the dirty cow!

This has been a short edition because at long last the Poker Knave is winning on the poker tables and he is a bit busy skanking some money of a bunch of loose fish – happy days!

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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8swqxThe Poker Knave catches up with the latest shenanigans on the trials and tribulations of ‘Dad at 13′ Alfie Patten aged 13. His partner Chantelle Stedman – aged 15 has been accused by Richard Goodsell – aged 16 and Tyler Barker – aged 14 of having more sleeping partners than just our hero Alfie.

Meanwhile Dennis Patten and Alfie’s mother Nicola are both trying to screw the media companies for as much money as possible and have called in Max Clifford after The Sun newspaper have apparently reneged on a deal for £25,000.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8swlcThe story of  deals, hustles and the marketing of a young family for the balance sheet of the media industry

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