Grinding out a living from the online poker tables is getting harder and consequently getting more boring. I tend to find myself taking more time off and/or listening to more music. I have even found myself reading newspapers while playing which is not conducive to a winning strategy.

It is clear to me that grinding to win is becoming more popular amongst poker players and it must be down to idiots who like to call other players ‘donks’, ‘fish’, and other derogatory words. I sometimes have to ask my self ‘why upset the person that is paying your electricity bill’?. Its like those drunks who swear at the waiter in a resturant before they receive their dinner - utter mugs!

Anyway, here is the latest video on ‘Things To Do When Bored With Poker’. It shows a hitman gunning down a suspected Camorra (Neapolitan mafia) crime lord.

Things To Do When Bored With Poker #5

When not avoiding grinding out a living at poker, I have been partaking in some retro 80’s theme nights which are great for chatting up women and also dancing to some really dodgy music. However, there was some great music and here is one of them, the amazing Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five ground breaking and landmark single The Adventures of Grandmaster Flash on the Wheels of Steel.

This seminal underground hit contains samples of:

• Chic - “Good Times“
• Blondie - “Rapture“
• Queen - “Another One Bites the Dust“
• Sugar Hill Gang - “8th Wonder“
• The Furious Five - “Birthday Party”
• Spoonie Gee - “Monster Jam”
• Michael Viner’s Incredible Bongo Band - “Apache“
• Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five - “Freedom”

Enjoy…

I am not one to complain (stop laughing at the back), so all I will say that when you say you will do something, shake hands on it (or the equivalent sign of honour and trust worthiness)  it is important to stick to it as it is what stops us from being country and western music fans. Only joking about country and western music but would the country and western song writers please lighten up!!!!!

So in the time honoured tradition of if you have been shafted and hassled, find someone more lamentable than yourself and watch as they make you feel better, there are alqays people who are greater idiot than yourself.

This video is a brilliant piece of intelligent people who think passing exams makes them witty. Having a laugh at yourself is an admirable quality, making a damn fool of yourself is unforgivable.

The video is supposed to be a tribute to Michael Jackson and The jackson brothers. It is so awful it is funny and will definitely distract you from the pocket ace’s that just got busted.

The doctors who thought this up must have went out with the intention to be funny but end up looking like fruit cakes. Is it racism? Probably not but would you want to be treated by these doctors? Nah exactly. Hey Hey What A Corker