When you’ve been grinding away for 9 hours on a poker site, with no contact with another person or even a drink, you do need to get out and chill. Well chill out but do not upset the doorman at Jay Z’s nightclub 40/40, OUCH!

Here is some dodgy football antics featuring women soccer players and spectators. Also as a special treat the first of the Christmas songs but with a difference these are about the need to look after the bankers and their bonuses. Enjoy!

Ali G in Staines

There is a football team called Millwall and they have a reputation for soccer hooliganism. I have witnessed the hooliganism when I was going to a friends wedding and got caught up in a middle of a full scale riot involving Millwall fans, apparently they lost 1 - 0 to Sheffield Wednesday.

Now Millwall are in a fA Cup game with Staines a place made famous by Ali G. Staines is socially a million miles away from Millwall and the residents are up in arms about the potential for trouble involving Millwall fans. So the wags and jokers of Millwall have been ‘winding up’ the residents on the Staines News website, promising murder and mayhem. Some of the comments have been hilarious and will take ages to read which means that it keeps you of the table for ages with constant need for tissues for the tears of laughter. Here are some of the comments, spot the one comment which maybe true?

Superintendent Duncan Greenhalgh said:

I’d just like to remind residents in Wheatsheaf Lane that parking any kind of vehicle in your rear garden is a breach of the road traffic act 1966 and would result in a fixed penalty notice. I personally will be attending a grenade diversity training course that weekend but our community officers will be available to give commendations for the best use of weapons of mass destruction, and geraniums.

November 18, 2009 1:46 PM

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Yep my view is that ‘Concerned Resident’ is the genuine one. Here is the brilliant Ali G doing General Levi’s Incredible and a video of a West Ham United v Millwall riot.

When you’re a wino in France, and, some idiot gives you wine but no corkscrew then you have to be inventive and use the most obvious implement - a shoe!

A fish in shark clothing

At the moment my appetite to grind out games for hours on end is very low at the moment. It could be the seasonal weather (I always felt I suffered from Seasonal Adjusted Disorder), or, it could be that bleeps and clicks are not doing it for me at the moment. This is making me a little bit fishy in the way I play poker. Instead of chewing and spitting out my opponents I am talking risk as a way to spice up the game. So I need a break.

Here is another of my interludes from grinding moments and it is a corker it features a very rude man who smashes over $100,000 of vodka and brandy. Also to add to the general distraction I also feature the classic Hard Times/Love Action remix by The Human League nom de plume League Unlimited apparently a nod to Barry Whites Love Unlimited Orchestra (not a lot of people know that). Enjoy!

Things To Do When Bored With Poker #6

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Hard Times/Love Action

Grinding out a living from the online poker tables is getting harder and consequently getting more boring. I tend to find myself taking more time off and/or listening to more music. I have even found myself reading newspapers while playing which is not conducive to a winning strategy.

It is clear to me that grinding to win is becoming more popular amongst poker players and it must be down to idiots who like to call other players ‘donks’, ‘fish’, and other derogatory words. I sometimes have to ask my self ‘why upset the person that is paying your electricity bill’?. Its like those drunks who swear at the waiter in a resturant before they receive their dinner - utter mugs!

Anyway, here is the latest video on ‘Things To Do When Bored With Poker’. It shows a hitman gunning down a suspected Camorra (Neapolitan mafia) crime lord.

Things To Do When Bored With Poker #5

When not avoiding grinding out a living at poker, I have been partaking in some retro 80’s theme nights which are great for chatting up women and also dancing to some really dodgy music. However, there was some great music and here is one of them, the amazing Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five ground breaking and landmark single The Adventures of Grandmaster Flash on the Wheels of Steel.

This seminal underground hit contains samples of:

• Chic - “Good Times“
• Blondie - “Rapture“
• Queen - “Another One Bites the Dust“
• Sugar Hill Gang - “8th Wonder“
• The Furious Five - “Birthday Party”
• Spoonie Gee - “Monster Jam”
• Michael Viner’s Incredible Bongo Band - “Apache“
• Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five - “Freedom”

Enjoy…