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Here is some dodgy football antics featuring women soccer players and spectators. Also as a special treat the first of the Christmas songs but with a difference these are about the need to look after the bankers and their bonuses. Enjoy!
http://www.dailymotion.com/videoxb7kx4
Added on November 23rd, 2009 by admin
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Ali G in Staines
There is a football team called Millwall and they have a reputation for soccer hooliganism. I have witnessed the hooliganism when I was going to a friends wedding and got caught up in a middle of a full scale riot involving Millwall fans, apparently they lost 1 - 0 to Sheffield Wednesday.
Now Millwall are in a fA Cup game with Staines a place made famous by Ali G. Staines is socially a million miles away from Millwall and the residents are up in arms about the potential for trouble involving Millwall fans. So the wags and jokers of Millwall have been ‘winding up’ the residents on the Staines News website, promising murder and mayhem. Some of the comments have been hilarious and will take ages to read which means that it keeps you of the table for ages with constant need for tissues for the tears of laughter. Here are some of the comments, spot the one comment which maybe true?
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When you’re a wino in France, and, some idiot gives you wine but no corkscrew then you have to be inventive and use the most obvious implement - a shoe!
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A fish in shark clothing
At the moment my appetite to grind out games for hours on end is very low at the moment. It could be the seasonal weather (I always felt I suffered from Seasonal Adjusted Disorder), or, it could be that bleeps and clicks are not doing it for me at the moment. This is making me a little bit fishy in the way I play poker. Instead of chewing and spitting out my opponents I am talking risk as a way to spice up the game. So I need a break.
Here is another of my interludes from grinding moments and it is a corker it features a very rude man who smashes over $100,000 of vodka and brandy. Also to add to the general distraction I also feature the classic Hard Times/Love Action remix by The Human League nom de plume League Unlimited apparently a nod to Barry Whites Love Unlimited Orchestra (not a lot of people know that). Enjoy!
Things To Do When Bored With Poker #6
http://www.dailymotion.com/videoxb0o92
How funny was that 
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I was visiting some pals in Belmarsh nick at the weekend and when I mentioned this upcoming fixture one of them said ’shhh, look over at that wall’. Part of the wall looked a little damp, on closer inspection I noticed that there was a three ft hole covered with papier mache. My mate then gave me a coded message to take out with me. It seems that there is to be a breakout by 50 hardened Millwall villains on the morning of the game. I genuinely fear for the residents of Staines, my mate is the least nasty of them, but he’s in for selling kids to Albanian pimps and dealing crack to muggers who rob our war veterans.
God help you!
I hope none of the above is true. I live in Wheatsheaf Lane and we held a community meeting last night to voice ouur fears & concerns. The police seemed to play down the fear of violence but having looked at Millwall on youtube this morning and the comments above, I’m very worried, especially as we have just bought a new car and got new windows.