Strip Poker Trouble pt2

Lyra is not impressed with yours truly Jack Reynard response to the news of her pregnancy with me being the daddy. Lyra is now talking of telling her father known as ‘Big Daddy’. What should I do as editor of http://pokerknave.com? Clearly I dispute the parentage of the baby and clearly I do not want to get into a confrontation with Big Daddy.

She wants payment made to payforyourbaby@outlook.com. Will I pay up as it would save a lot of unnecessary grief. I am not the daddy and I dont want to be the daddy but giving her a few quid will save a lot of hassle. Watch this space?

Kid Creole & The Coconuts ~ Annie, I’m Not Your Daddy

The Magical Tipster

It seems that the premier sport betting tipster has been sent a video pro-porting to be a video of a ‘J’ai envie de toi’ moment during a game of strip poker. All I can say is the The Magical Tipster should stick to picking horses and not fights with the management!

The Villan Supports Aston Villa

Breaking News! After the usual banter and bluster The Villan scored his first victory over The Magical Tipster for a long time. But over all The Magical Tipster managed to keep his nose in front of his rival and the bookies with an overall profit from the meeting.

The Villan’s victory came on the last day when his Our Conner was a bigger price winner than MT’s At Fishers Cross. Since both tipsters gave Bobs Worth in the Gold Cup, The Villan won that particular day.

It was noted that The Villan had some very unfortunate luck and could have ended the meeting way in front if a few incidences went his way. Could this be the beginning of a comeback by The Villan?  

The Magical Tipster

Well Cheltenham has come and The Magical Tipster has started where he left off last year with another winning day. 3 winner out of 6 with prices of 5/1, 8/15 and 16/1 making a grand total of £18.50 in profit! This wil make the rest of the week a risk free betting with profits already locked in.

We at pokerknave.com wish that a Cheltenham Festival happened every week, life would be really easy. Even the Villan had a not so bad day getting 2 winners which mean between the two old rivals they had 5 winners out of 6.

The only person who did not make the markwas new boy on the block Gizmo who only managed a second. But his method of picking winners is a bit suspect and he will fluke a winner quite soon.

The Magical Tipster

It looks like the favourite betting event for horse riders is going ahead after a tireless effort from the groundsmen and owners of Cheltenham to make sure that the ‘Beast from The East’ – the merciless cold temperature from Russia does not takehold.

Ourfavourite sport betting champion – The Magical Tipster has been working hard and hopefully he will pull out some massive pricewinners like he did last year.

Even Sligo Tom the dour and methodical tipster look to The Magical Tipster for inspiration and mentoring. After all The Magical Tipster has been around a bit. So if you’re going to have a punt at Cheltenham and need some help. It would not be a bad thing to check out our resident genius for some interesting bets.

Tower Of Song 6th Anniversary Party

Webcast is free on Sunday 27th January 2013 at 9pm

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We must thank our friends from ‘up North’ , especially The Magical Tipster for this great new venture live streaming of folk music from The Tower of Song.

Tower Of Song 6th Anniversary Party

Webcast is free on Sunday 27th January 2013 at 9pm

Click on the banner to watch and listen to the gig.

Entry to the club on the night is by appointment only.

The Tower of Song

107 Pershore Road South,
King’s Norton,
Birmingham,
B30 3JX

train station Kings Norton.

(0121) 486 1300 

”….From a derelict building, The Tower of Song emerged with the help of many supporters who wanted a venue in which creativity could flourish in a environment of musical endeavours. This project has been going from strength to strength for 6 years and The Tower of Song is now venturing into the realm of webcasting…..”

This pilot webcast will feature Tom Martin, cellist Helena Rosewell, Bill O’Brien, Sam Cornwell and The Heart Beat Honky Tonk.

Robert Johnson

Phil Taylor - World Champion for 16th time

…..yes of course it is! The problem with darts is image. The game of darts in the UK is associated with pubs, cigarettes and fat men, The main players in darts do not look lean and mean, they look old and bloated so they do not represent the image of a demi-god which sportsmen tend to represent since the Greeks held the Olympics as a religious ceremony.

With Phil Taylor the man who has dominated the sport of darts for the last 20 years, you basically have Muhammed Ali, Pele, Steve Redgrave, Bill Shoemaker and Jahangir Khan in one. There has never been a darts player who dominated the sport as much as he has. The consistency of his rule is so total that The Magical Tipster was in epilepsy of betting when he saw his betting price.

The problem that critics have of darts is that they miss the point of darts. Darts is about hand eye co-ordination much as shooting or archery is about hand eye co-ordination. The critics miss the point about the physical aspects as well. It does take a lot to keep the whole body and breathing in control. Just like a sniper needs to control the body to get the right shot. 

Unlike poker or chess the physical element of darts is mental and physical, separate and joined. You need to have both when playing darts. The beer bellies and tattoos associated with darts may look bad but you do not need to use your abdomens, you need to focus on your throwing arm, eyes and stance. Hopefully the rest of the body will work to keep the throw of the darts perfect. 

In the past the ruling sports body did try to get to grips with its image but I believe when Phil Taylor feel out with the rest of the darts committee and created his own association they kind of abandoned the image change except for the drinking beer and smoking cigarettes on the oche. If you do not think of darts as a sport just try and hit 20 x 20′s in a row. It is damn difficult. 

Pole Dancing Lady Santa

The first thing to do is get a person male or female that actually likes sales and shopping. This is crucial because bargain hunting is a contact sport and not for the feeble hearted. The reason this is important for poker players is that poker players can find 100 games to play rather than doing the shop hunting circuit, which is a specialised activity and clearly can make money.

The next thing to do is get the finances to give the designated shopper. Ideally you should have won it at the card table, or, on the horses. I won mine on betting on The Magical Tipsters political betting in November when Barack Obama was 6/4 to win Virginia and was 1/2 to beat Mitt Romney – amazing!  What ever you do, do not use those pay day loans as they are the spawn of the devil and are the bankers last chance to screw the general public and make their money before the people wake up and realised that they have been conned and fooled.

Obviously when ordinary people realise that the evil bankers have been on a mission to make them poor and subservient then the game will be up for the bankers and all hell will break loose. At the moment the people are in some sort of voluntary coma in which they know something is wrong but not quite sure what and they then regress to watching reality TV like ‘The Only Way Is Essex’ or ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’ .

Once the cash has been sorted, the next is to pour love and praise over the designated shopper because they need all the reassurance they can get as they enter the bear pit of festive sales. Once you’ve done this let them go……!

As they fight and scratch their way to the best bargains, keep them on speed dial as they will need constant attention that you love them and what a wonderful thing they are doing getting that sandwich maker for 30% of the retail price which will make a great present for next Christmas. Trust me this is a worthwhile task as it will help with the inevitable festive tension that always arise in this period.

Some bargain hunters are extreme and will camp out at night for that extra bargain, if they do please make sure you do a sandwich and warm beverage run as this will get you extra goodwill points. 

Once the sales are over do not forget to give major massage and lashings of wine for doing such a great job.

The Magical Tipster

It is with great anticipation that we hear The Magical Tipster has a hot bet early on in 2013. It is one of his specials but he is waiting until he gets the prices he wants before letting the World know. So in order to ingratiate ourselves with the wizard of odds we thought we would grovel and creep with a poem and a list of videos showing his greatest hits against all sorts of worthy opponents in 2012.

Who can forget Monkey Bet, Satanic Bear and The Villain all laid to waste never to recover? So hopefull we can all start 2013 with a nice big win and that will set us all up to do some damage to the bookmakers at Cheltenham (Attaglance 20/1 and Bellvano 20/1 finishing a great festival).

Ode to The Magical Tipster 

Tipster’s the name, and Magic’s my game
Hoodoo or voodoo, it all works the same
One minute here, one minute there
You got an market? I got four spare!

All through the years the victims have come
Dazzled by my magic cos it makes them numb
Here comes the next one, Arthur the Bookie
My pricess fly at him, and he crumbles like a cookie

And who’s that guy – it’s Sligo Tom
I flash him my over-round, and he’s crying to his mom
Think you’re a hustler? I’ll make you lose focus
Your best horses’s have bolted – now that’s hocus pocus!

The Magical Tipster v Monkey Bet

Monkey Bet First Choice

Satanic Bear’s Grand National 2012 Pick