It has been brought to my attention again and again, that there is a lack of male Poker Tottys. All I can say is that I have tried to source hot looking men who have an interest in poker, but, there does not seem to be many around.

Maybe it is that good looking guys do not play poker or good looking guys who play poker are naturally reserved and do not eel the need to let the world know about their career? Who knows, I certainly don’t?

So I will put out the appeal again if any men out there who wish to be a Poker Totty please contact yours truly and we will feature you.

There you go Samantha and Lizzy I have done it so you cannot say I didn’t try.

We are looking for poker bloggers to feature in a film about the life and times of a Poker Totty. Therefore we are looking for consistent bloggers who have an interesting view on poker either online or live. This is not a competition but the blog must have certain criteria:

1. The blog is interesting.

2. The blog is informative.

3. The blog has some post about the blogger’s poker lifestyle.

4. The blogger has made more than 5 post at least a month.

5. The blog posts must be original.

We are aiming the film to be in progress in August 2005. The income will be divided by share as in our ‘Terms and Service’.

If you want more information contact us.
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Über Poker Totty Christina Lindley

While I wile my way through life thinking about the important issues of the day, such as why is Didier Drogba earning less than team mate Michael Ballack (£4.8 million as opposed to £5.6 million)? Also, when the bankers got bailed out did they think that they deserved the help they got? Its great to have a blog which I can write about all sorts of views and opinions.

I have managed to devise a theoretical mathematical formula for playing Jacks (P =( 1/3S - C)/R). I created new superstar models and introduce well known poker playing models to a world who did not know about them. Plus I improved my game by clearing my head from the concept that getting paralytic drunk before a game of cards was a clever way suckering your opponent into thinking you were loose, stupid and erratic.

The fact that my insatiable appetite for Poker Tottys to feature is such that I am thinking that I am obsessed! I am determined to find that new person who will go onto the world stage and follow the steps of our heroine Poker Totty Christina Lindley. Its a very esoteric thing to do, I know but imagine the reward of finding a celebrity who will kick ass in the beauty business and the poker table - what a buzz! We do have Poker Totty Aaliyah Johnson who can do the business, but, I get the feeling that poker is not her bag at the moment she is doing more substantial stuff like campaigning for consumer rights. So what I am looking for is a total newbie, a total beginner who can be encouraged to take on the best and win.

So while I go further into my quest for more Poker Totty to feature this blogging lark will be my self help shrink and record of my endeavors.

Poker Totty Carly

 New Poker Totty Carly Christensen wants to learn to play strip poker. We in our altruistic nature would like to help Poker Totty Carly in her quest to partake in this endeavour and we are sure that those in pokerland would also like to help too! Welcome Poker Totty Carly! 

Poker Totty Carly ripping her T Shirt

Yeah, can it be strip poker though?

What is your day time job?

Just do modelling at the moment as I’m unemployed but would like to make modelling my full time job.

Are you prepared to travel anywhere to model?

If expenses were paid etc then I suppose, I have travelled abroad twice before to do portfolio pics.

Poker Totty Carly with a jean jacket

Which designer do you admire? 

I don’t have a fav, I like Louis Vuitton, D&G etc to be honest I don’t know a lot!

When did you decide that modelling maybe a career for you?

About 2 years ago when I first tried getting into it

Who are your favourite models?

Erm… Keeley Hazel or Danielle Lloyd

What sort of music and artist do you like?

I love hip hop and dance music the best but I like lot of other too.

Do you have any hobbies?

I love listening and dancing to music, going on holiday enjoying the sunshine and beaches, I like going to the gym and love the modelling too.

Poker Totty Carly with in a necklace

I like pizza, Chinese and roast dinners.

If you had a choice would it be a Prada handbag or a Jimmy Choo shoes?

Hmm I’m more of a handbag girl so would have to be the Prada handbag.

Which city would you like to be in and why?

Los Angeles or Miami, there’s loads of places in America I’d like to be. It’s just so luxury looking and it suits me. I’d like to visit the playboy mansion too

Poker Totty Carly on a patchwork rug

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Mansion Poker Lobby

For some the process of joining the exclusive Poker Totty St Valentines’ $150 Freeroll is a bit complicated so here is a brief rundown.

1. Go to Mansion Poker website and download their software.

Click the banner here it will take you to Mansion. —>

2. When prompted, fill in the relevant details such as name and address etc.

3. DO NOT FORGET TO ENTER BONUS CODE PKNV.

4. If you do not enter the bonus code you cannot enter the tournament.

5. If you want to enter the $150 Free roll and you have not posted the bonus code, then get onto the online help service and they will help you resolve this matter. Best to do it as soon as possible as time is of the essence.

6. Once you has registered, wait a few minutes for the lobby to populate.

7. Once the the lobby has fully populated go to ‘Tournament’ and find the ‘Poker Totty $150 St Valentines Tournament’, and, register. You can see what it looks like from the main picture up above.

8. If you cannot see the tournament log off and log back on and wait for 5 minutes before you search for the relevant tournament. If it still not showing the again go to online help for further assistance.

9. Once you have registered you can then either deposit some money and play poker or go to the play chips area and practice the game if you are new to online poker.

10. Remember the tournament starts at 8pm GMT (20:00) on the 14th of February 2010, so make sure you register in good time.

Good Luck!

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Knave on trial

The new magic formula P =( 1/3S - C)/R, where P is the pot, S is the stack, R is the raise and C is the seating arrangement and position of play has had some spectacular results recently, however, the only problem is when you are short stacked in a early position you are still forced to go all in since it is the best option to gain chips and get rid of potential rivals. How this amazing scientific discovery was made can be read in previous post ‘Trial of Knave‘ and ‘The Formula is Working!’. So hopefully all those who had a irrational fear of jacks can now boldly go onto the poker tables knowing that they can bet away with confidence.

My mate Brian posed the question if it works for jacks, what about other starting hands? Good point, I thought. Of course it is down to the individual since it is a way of getting rid of the fear of the problem starting hands and therefore not giving away tells, chips and sanity.

If you are still not convinced, why not put it to the test this Sunday (14th of February 2010) at 8pm (GMT) in the Poker Totty St Valentines’ Freeroll Tournament. This is sponsored by Mansion Poker and the prize money is $150, so it is not bad as freerolls go. This will be a perfect opportunity to test out the formula and see how it measures up when put to the test.

So click the advertising banner or this link ‘$150 Freeroll’ DONT NOT FORGET THE BONUS CODE - PKNV.

Here is a classic Poker Totty interview with the brilliant Sky Hearn who has been one of our all time favorites. For more details about Sky, check out her website to see when her Nuts Magazine photoshoot is coming out!

Poker Totty Sky after a win

Its that time again a day to chuck away money on the person you want to have sex with for the next year or so. If you do not spend tons of cash on chocolates, flowers, dinner, wine and song you might as well go live in a monastery and kiss good bye to carnal knowledge for ever!

So to help all those love sick puppies out there to put some money back into your pocket, we have organised a freeroll competiton to help with the finances. Obviously that means you have to sort out the fluff earlier on and make sure that your partner is well and truly drunk so that they do not bother you and your mission to play Texas Hold ‘Em for real cash.

I am not being a cynic but just hate the idea of a day designed by greeting card companies taking over my life effectively. This causes me great heart ache because the day becomes one big ‘my gift is bigger than your gift’ day, and, if you don’t measure up you are in trouble.

In the past I have gone out of my way to create a row then making up on the day because any present given is a result, but those days are over and it is now a straight trade off. So my advice to those people out there is do breakfast and lunch, make sure loads of alcohol is consumed by your partner or the object of your desire and then the rest of the day is yours.

The session starts at 20:00 (8pm GMT) and the blinds go up every 10 minutes.

Remember to click the banner and it will take you to Mansion Poker to go and register or follow this link <ST VALENTINES TOURNAMENT>

The all important Bonus Code is PKNV

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Poker Totty Samantha

New Poker Totty Samantha Jane Wall maybe a novice at both poker and modelling, but, as you can see from these pictures she is making moves in the modelling field and who knows she maybe making moves in the online poker world. Welcome Poker Totty Samantha!

Poker Totty Samantha in Pink

Do you play Texas Hold ‘Em or Omaha?

I don’t actually play poker but prefer to watch Texas Hold ‘Em

You must have a go at poker since participation is always better than watching?

I intend to start playing online poker with my husband once we get our laptop working properly.

What is your daytime job?

I’m a fulltime mother.

How would you describe yourself physically?

Thin with natural 32e boobs and a tight peachy bum.

Which designer do you admire?

I don’t have a favourite designer.

Poker Totty Samantha showing the flag

When did you decide that modelling maybe a career for you? 

When I regained my figure, after I had my baby.

How difficult was it to regain your figure?

Luckily enough for me I lost all the baby weight within a month and within 6months I was back to my size 8 and feeling good about my body again.

Who are your favourite models?

Katie Price (Jordan).

What is it about Katie Price that you like?

The fact that I think she is gorgeous, has a fantastic figure and still finds time to be a mum to all her children.

What sort of music and artist do you like?

Hardcore music, favourite Dj is Scott Brown also I am a Robbie Williams fan.

Do you have any hobbies?

Clothes and shoe shopping.

Poker Totty Samantha with flowers

What is your favourite entertainment?

Watching stand up comedians on DVD or chick flicks

What is your favourite chick flick?

Well there is plenty to choose from but I must say it is going to be “Over her dead body” what a funny film.

Which cuisine do you prefer?

Chinese.

If you had a choice would it be a Prada handbag or a Jimmy Choo

shoes?

Jimmy Choo shoes.

Which city would you like to be in and why?

New York because I’ve always wanted to go to New York since I was 8yrs old.

Poker Totty Samantha relaxing

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Twitter

Having got over a rather expensive and debilitating period where I was losing cash hand over fist. I decided to try some new age self help things to get my poker mojo back. Eventually I managed to get it back using the most obvious tool - my blog.

As a piece of confessional medium I reclaimed my ability to bluff like a Member of Parliament and screw opponents like a call girl on crack. Another thing I started to do was twittering which I have neglected for ages as too much information. Following tweets do take over your life, but, I found that doing the odd tweet while getting beaten helped me re-focus my mind to the job in hand ie winning at poker.

After playing a session of poker I find that writing a blog or even better doing a search for Poker Tottys help me to wind down, which reminds me we need more Poker Tottys so if you or your friend would like to be a Poker Totty then let me know. If you want a blog and try my method of coping with the strains of playing poker online then get a blog with us.

Poker Totty Krystal Niles

New Poker Totty Krystal Niles is a busy person, in fact as a major XXX star, she is too busy to play poker - which is a shame. However, she has promised yours truly that given time she will get to grips with the noble card game of rogues and delinquents. Welcome Poker Totty Krystal Niles!

Poker Totty Krystal Niles looking good.

Do you play Texas Hold ‘Em or Omaha?

No.

Would you like to have a go at playing poker?

Yeah.

What is your daytime job?

Glamour Model and XXX star.

Which XXX film may we have seen you in?

Loads most recently ‘My Sisters a Slut’ for Playboy. If you want to see what films I am doing have a look at my website www.krystalniles.com.

How would you describe yourself physically?

Fit.

Which designer do you admire?

Gucci.

When did you decide that modelling maybe a career for you?

When I was 16.

Who are your favourite models?

Kerry Louise, Jordan.

Poker Totty Krystal Niles wants to be spanked!

Which one of Jordan’s boyfriend/s or ex’s do you prefer?

Alex is my favourite.

What sort of music and artist do you like?

Any.

Do you have any hobbies?

Yes shopping, swimming etc.

What is your favourite entertainment?

Going to parties.

Which cuisine do you prefer?

Italian.

Poker Totty Krystal Niles in black underwear

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