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No More Bingo Poker

Added on July 21st, 2010 by admin
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After going back to the hotel with my tail between my legs I have finally concluded that me and ‘bingo poker’ do not mix!

I have just endured the most pointless and unenjoyable 4 hours I have had for a long time. It was only a £10 rebuy in, so it should have been a fun night. Well my friends it wasn’t. There was a guy on my right who called everything and anything. The person on my left had no idea about the strength of his hands and a guy opposite me who called anything because he could…?

The lad on my right spent £170 on re-buys and top – up’s and the same can be said about the gentleman on my left. I was in a pincer movement by both these crazy cats. OK I should have shut up and just ride with the game, instead of moaning I should have made the final table, but it was impossible to have any reasonable game when people are just going ‘all in’.

Yes the prize fund must have looked good but unfortunately I didn’t get to go to the top table and have a go at winning the big prize. I was far too busy trying to survive the relentless ‘all ins’ and the tedious folding marginal hands for the sake of saving my chips.

In keeping my head down I missed some glorious chances on my favourite hands such as 8-5, and K-8. Both times I would have got a monster pot but I hate the fact that to stay in the game you can buy more chips. In one game I remember a guy re brought 22 TIMES and he still finished out of the money!

So thats it I will never play another re-buying tournament either live or online. They are rubbish and pander to the worst element of ‘bingo poker’ players.


The Election Poker Tournament

The Devil plays poker

The Devil plays poker

Today is quite a big day in UK history because we could see the beginning of the change with the voting system used in the country’s democratic process. The reason for ths is that there is a X Factor/Strictly Come Dancing/Britains Got Talent type program on TV featuring the 3 main party leaders. Yesterday, I said that Nick Clegg, David Cameron and Gordon Brown all exhibit classic poker personalities. Now we will see how there personality play out in a televised political ‘mortal combat’.

I have said on numerous occasion that poker is psychological chess. it is not as precise as normal chess which is virtually a pure mathematical exercise. While poker is scientific it has a lot more random things chucked in which can throw a game by sheer luck. A bit like life its self, in which a curve ball can come right out of the blue and that upset the apple cart by letting the outsider become the certain winner. Politicians are notorious for managing that risk but sometimes no matter what they do the result will be the same.

In Britain they do not do revolutions, they do procedural motions from which revolutionary outcomes are produced. Tonight on Sky if Nick Clegg solidifies his postion as the ‘man for change’ and Gordon Brown  subtlely promises to ‘resign’ it means that a grand alliance for the ‘progressive’ side of the political devide can be maintained to take out the Conservatives, then we will have seen a truly revolutionary event.

It is clear that Labour appear to be in third place in percentage of votes to be won, however, because of quirks of the voting system, Labour could end up in first place with the largest amount of seats in parliamnet.  This is known in the poker world as a complete suck out in which a river card satisfy the massive odds needed to complete the zero to hero moment. If this did happen it would lead to a definite change in the political voting system because it is unsustainable,

If the Liberal Democrats maintain their present position and even increase their share of the vote they could be the biggest party, which they haven’t achieved for nearly 100 years! If they manage to be in the position to be the king maker in a hung parliament then they can achieve their goal of negotiating a change in the voting system which Gordon Brown has more or less guaranteed Labours support. The Conservatives have to win outright to make sure the system remains the same which basically means the David Cameron needs to up his table image as the dominate person and that he should not be messed with.

The only problem for David Cameron is that to do this, he then has too attack or bully both Nick Clegg and Gordon Brown. Overplaying his hands and getting caught with his trousers down – as they say in poker when a overly aggressive player gets caught out! David Cameron could be described as a massive chip leader that’s just lost a load of chips to Nick Clegg. His performance was so rubbish, he pulled faces at Nick Clegg which was weird and didn’t say anything substantive which said ‘he was a leader in waiting’.  Technically he is still in first place but if Labour and the Liberal Democrats gang up on David Cameron or even the Lib Dems get a second wind of voters making them the biggest party then David Cameron has basically thrown away his chips.

Funnily enough David Cameron is not losing his chips because he is on ’tilt’ or playing recklessly. He is losing his chips because he has been caught out bluffing and was looking to bluff his way to the top. This was never going to happen as Gordon Brown is too strong and motivated player to be easily manouvered out of position. He may not have had the cards to play, but, he hates Cameron’s snobby attitude to Gordon Brown and Brown does not like been looked down at. If it means Brown resigning the Premiership in order to defeat the Conservatives – he will do it at the last moment. Therefore denying David Cameron his ultimate goal of being Premier. Never underestimate the revenge element in politics and part of the problem with Gordon Brown is that he hated being patronised by David Cameron and he holds a grudge- big time, ask Tony Blair!

So today’s debate is a must watch TV and I will be doing a live tweeting (pokerknave) commentary on this fascinating period of UK history.

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Post Grand National Tournament

The biggest race in the World is about to be mercilessly promoted by all those in the racing game. Bookies, trainers, writers and everyone including their dog will have something to say. The only people who will guarantee a result will be the bookies who will go onto the Aintree course with their pockets bulging after the massive win they had at Cheltenham.

The Magical Tipster’s long range bet Big Fella Thanks is now 10/1 favourite from 16/1 and he has already selling it because he thinks it has reached the lowest it will reach.

Therefore the only chance you can have of making money is to have a go at our post Grand National Pokerknave freeroll tournament (Sunday 11th, 2010 at 8pm GMT) with our friends AWHPOKER.COM – again it is for €50 and the only way you can enter is to join up via our dedicated banner link.

So get your friends and neighbours to have a go because we are looking out for grinders to sponsor in real cash games. Great strategic play is important if you want to be staked as a horse so show us your skills


The Grand National

After some serious consulting with the runes, bones, stars and other mystical omens our very own man of mystery The Magical Tipster has conjoured up a special plan which is devastating in its complexity and deviousness.

There is a loads of free bets and if you have the time and inclination you can cover rougthly 35% of all the horses and more or less guarantee a bonanza. Keep your eyes out for those special promotions and take advantage of it because Saturday the bookies are to busy skimming the ;once a year punters’ to be concerned with us helping ourselves to some free money!

The horses to use in this task are:

Big Fella Thanks
Joe Lively
Cloudy Lane
BallyHolland
Sunny Morning
Erics Charm
Ballyfitz
Arbor Supreme
The Package
Piraya
Palypso De Creek
Mon Mome
Comply Or Die
Silver Birch

The biggest race in the World is about to be mercilessly promoted by all those in the racing game. Bookies, trainers, writers and everyone including their dog will have something to say. The only people who will guarantee a result will be the bookies who will go onto the Aintree course with their pockets bulging after the massive win they had at Cheltenham.

The Magical Tipster’s long range bet Big Fella Thanks is now 10/1 favourite from 16/1 and he has already selling it because he thinks it has reached the lowest it will reach.

Therefore the only chance you can have of making money is to have a go at our post Grand National Pokerknave freeroll tournament (Sunday 11th, 2010 at 8pm GMT) with our friends AWHPOKER.COM – again it is for €50 and the only way you can enter is to join up via our dedicated banner link.

So get your friends and neighbours to have a go because we are looking out for grinders to sponsor in real cash games. Great strategic play is important if you want to be staked as a horse so show us your skills


Grand National Tourney

Added on April 3rd, 2010 by admin
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The biggest race in the World is about to be mercilessly promoted by all those in the racing game. Bookies, trainers, writers and everyone including their dog will have something to say. The only people who will guarantee a result will be the bookies who will go onto the Aintree course with their pockets bulging after the massive win they had at Cheltenham.

The Magical Tipster’s long range bet Big Fella Thanks is now 10/1 favourite from 16/1 and he has already selling it because he thinks it has reached the lowest it will reach.

Therefore the only chance you can have of making money is to have a go at our post Grand National Pokerknave freeroll tournament (Sunday 11th, 2010 at 8pm GMT) with our friends AWHPOKER.COM – again it is for €50 and the only way you can enter is to join up via our dedicated banner link.

So get your friends and neighbours to have a go because we are looking out for grinders to sponsor in real cash games. Great strategic play is important if you want to be staked as a horse so show us your skills


Post-Grand National PokerKnave Tournament

Added on April 2nd, 2010 by admin
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The biggest race in the World is about to be mercilessly promoted by all those in the racing game. Bookies, trainers, writers and everyone including their dog will have something to say. The only people who will guarantee a result will be the bookies who will go onto the Aintree course with their pockets bulging after the massive win they had at Cheltenham.

The Magical Tipster’s long range bet Big Fella Thanks is now 10/1 favourite from 16/1 and he has already selling it because he thinks it has reached the lowest it will reach.

Therefore the only chance you can have of making money is to have a go at our post Grand National Pokerknave freeroll tournament (Sunday 11th, 2010 at 8pm GMT) with our friends AWHPOKER.COM – again it is for €50 and the only way you can enter is to join up via our dedicated banner link.

So get your friends and neighbours to have a go because we are looking out for grinders to sponsor in real cash games. Great strategic play is important if you want to be staked as a horse so show us your skills


Bad Beats and Bad Bets

Added on April 2nd, 2010 by admin
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Poker Totty Aleah preparing for The Grand National Freeroll

Poker Totty Aleah preparing for The Grand National Freeroll on Sunday 11th @ 8pm

It is one of the things about poker that inevitably you will get bad beats and that you will make bad bets. Once this has happened you will either call your opponents donkey, smash the computer or even worst kick the cat. As new Poker Totty Aleah graphically put it in her interview about a players reaction to losing ”… he sat there with a proper sour face on him saying winner on next hand winner on next hand, I was like I’ve already won…”!

Lets be honest being badly beaten is part of poker. Being aggrieved by a bad beat is part of poker. You are not human if you don;t get angry when you get your AA’s smashed by  25off suit! So in my book a good player is when you get smashed by rubbish cards and you can hold it together not to lose your temper and go on tilt.

The one thing i have noticed about online poker is the tendency for a player who gets a bad beat will almost always go all in the very next hand! it is as if they need to get rid of the anger by becoming a kamikaze and somehow entice the player that gave him the bad beat to hand the chips back. I certainly have done this and I suspect many who read this blog has done this. That’s why I like writing this blog as it gives me a form of self help therapy when I need it and boy do i need it at the moment.

The other thing that can make me and others lose it is when we make a bad bet and we know we are making a bad bet, why is that? Why do I get myself upset that I knew I was making a bad bet but went ahead and mad that bad bet? I swear sometimes that there must be gods solely responsible for betting as it defies logic that a gambler will make a silly bet knowing they are going to lose. It reminds me of the saying ‘…for whom the gods want to destroy, they first make mad…’.

just to finish do not forget the post-Grand National Pokerknave Freeroll Tournament on Sunday 11th at 8pm  on AWHPOKER.COM, All are welcome but you must apply via the banners and please put POKERKNAVE in your bonus code.

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Post Grand National Freeroll

The biggest race in the World is about to be mercilessly promoted by all those in the racing game. Bookies, trainers, writers and everyone including their dog will have something to say. The only people who will guarantee a result will be the bookies who will go onto the Aintree course with their pockets bulging after the massive win they had at Cheltenham.

The Magical Tipster’s long range bet Big Fella Thanks is now 10/1 favourite from 16/1 and he has already selling it because he thinks it has reached the lowest it will reach.

Therefore the only chance you can have of making money is to have a go at our post Grand National Pokerknave freeroll tournament (Sunday 11th, 2010 at 8pm GMT) with our friends AWHPOKER.COM – again it is for €50 and the only way you can enter is to join up via our dedicated banner link.

So get your friends and neighbours to have a go because we are looking out for grinders to sponsor in real cash games. Great strategic play is important if you want to be staked as a horse so show us your skills


Re-buy Tournaments Are Rubbish!

Added on March 31st, 2010 by admin
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Go all in with 7 - 2...why not?

Go all in with 7 - 2...why not?

I hate the tournament format of re-buy-ins. It is the ultimate bingo poker without any redeeming qualities what so ever.

It seems the whole point of re-buys is to ruin your bank balance and hope to get lucky with a period of all in’s until you have enough stack to then go all in again and hopefully win the prize.

I played in on tournament and got bored with folding while all sorts of idiots were going all in with rubbish hand and winning. So down to my last 1000 chips I decided to go to a bar and have a drink and the excuse I needed came up 7-2 suited. Guess what I won!  This then made my mind up that I was going to go all in until I lost all my chips.

Yes I broke the first rule of poker ‘mind your bank’ but I could not care less and went into every hand with gusto. Surprisingly I was in good shape, but, my mind was set I was going to play like a complete moron and see what happens. In the end I crashed out trying to bluff i guy who had two pair.

Once I had my 4 pints of black velvet (Guinness and cider mixed) I made a promise that if I play another re-buy, please put me out of my misery and shoot me in the face – thank you very much.


Post-Grand National Freeroll

The biggest race in the World is about to be mercilessly promoted by all those in the racing game. Bookies, trainers, writers and everyone including their dog will have something to say. The only people who will guarantee a result will be the bookies who will go onto the Aintree course with their pockets bulging after the massive win they had at Cheltenham.

The Magical Tipster’s long range bet Big Fella Thanks is now 10/1 favourite from 16/1 and he has already selling it because he thinks it has reached the lowest it will reach.

Therefore the only chance you can have of making money is to have a go at our post Grand National Pokerknave freeroll tournament (Sunday 11th, 2010 at 8pm GMT) with our friends AWHPOKER.COM – again it is for €50 and the only way you can enter is to join up via our dedicated banner link.

So get your friends and neighbours to have a go because we are looking out for grinders to sponsor in real cash games. Great strategic play is important if you want to be staked as a horse so show us your skills


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