Ourselves alone in alcohol oblivion.
It’s your desire, who am I to argue?
Stuff every Spanish Inquisition.
These poker players way out of my league?
Ditch my sunglasses down the toilet.
Play one of one those fruit machines!
Gutting ’em like a salmon fillet.
Not my normal game problem confines
Change up my lower value poker chips.
This table is so easy I could go to sleep
Better value than Sligo Tom horse racing tips.
This player talks like a bottom feeder.
Named his hole cards more than once!
If I lose I’ll devote myself to a religious order.