Not being funny to all those Olympians in rowing, diving and such but the real Olympic games start now! Being able to use equipment to help you win is one thing but seeing a person v a person in a simple non technical way is what sport is all about. Thats why I sometimes feel sorry for drug cheats since they are only using technology to improve performance. A rower or cyclist use technology to get an advantage over their competitors, what is the difference? I will admit however no matter the amount of technology they had I still could not come close to Bradley Wiggins and his magnificent side burns.
The poster girl for these Olympics in London is Jessica Ennis. A fit woman in more than one sense. At the moment I am totally engross with her charge in the heptathlon. So far she is clear and really I should be concentrating on grinding on the poker tables and following the progress of The Magical Tipster and Villain battle at ‘Glorious Goodwood’, race meeting however, the Olympics have really taken over mine and the nations lives. I have been summing up the courage to send Jessica Ennis another offer to be a Poker Totty. Yes she probably has no time to play poker and yes she would want a stack of money to do such interview, but it would be worth it.
During the past week we have all become experts on marking the dismount from a pummel horse, the nick knacks of archery and the intricacies of dressage. Once again thank you Mitt Romney for managing to get the nation behind the Olympics with your trashing of the nation’s (a nation for good or bad, that once was able to rule 1/4 of the world land mass) ability to organise these games. So while I have just trashed Olympians in the equipment sorts I shall go back to online poker and donatinfg money to turf accountants.
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