Classic Razor
There was a debate this weekend around our local poker club about shaving pubic hair. It lead to a rather heated argument about pro’s and con’s. Why, I dont know maybe the poker was dull (loads of very tight play) or some of the lads were watching too much porn.
Well my input was I like au naturelle and didn’t see the need in pruning the privet, but, I had no objections either way. Basically I just observed the debate get more farcical.
Then today there were further discussion of a hairy kind in various newspapers on whetther it was a feminist issue – who really gives a damn? So for my input here are some limericks which I think put the whole debate into context.
There was an old lady from Bushey
Who had the worlds hairiest pussy
It’s name was Fred, and it lived in the shed
And she fed it on seafood and sushi.
There was a young woman named Maven
Whose nether bits all were unshaven
But this came to an end
When one day her boyfriend
Said “my dear, your crotch looks like a raven”
The was a young lady named Alice
Used a dynamite stick as a phallus
They found her vagina in North Carolina
And the rest of her body in Dallas
There was a young lady from Lubik
Who was renown for the size of he pubic
When asked of it’s size, she was said to reprise
Do you mean square feet or cubic?