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Mick McManus

Mick McManus – born William George Matthews on 11 January 1920, died 22 May 2013, was a wrestler and sport administrator.

Mick McManus died on the day that Iraq style murder attack happened with two  radicalised Muslim thicko’es decided it would be a great idea to chop off a soldiers head because they want to start a war in London and free the people from Afghanistan and Iraq from the choke of Pax Americana to join the wonderful world of  The Taliban and Al Qeada!

I am fed up of hearing low intelligent taxi drivers going on about 9/11 being an inside job and the planes that flew into the two towers were all an illusion. Basically George W Bush was the ‘brains’ behind this massive lie like he was behind the lie of ‘weapons of mass destruction’. 

With Mick McManus we all knew that the punches did not hurt that much, the kicking in the face of the opponent was not a real kick. Wrestling was entertainment and the baddies such as Mick McManus had a weak spot, his ears.  He screamed like a baby when his ears were pulled. As a child this is highly amusing like catching flies in nets and making silly noises with your armpits. 

The Taliban and Al Qeada have a weakness, and, it is that they don’t like women. Women should be shot for going to school and wanting to become a doctor! Women must inhabit a world in which their views and opinions has half the value of a mans views and opinions. As you can see this is a winning formula and why the world wont accept these principles for a way of living I will never know.

Mick McManus created a cartoon type villain who won enough matches to get people angry but would lose a match that would send the audience into rapture of joy.  The fascistic nutters looking to create a caliphate by blowing up marathon runners and beheading soldiers in the middle of  the street need to re-evaluate the source of their information and the direction they want to go. Do they really want a World in which women cannot go to school, play football, fly a kite and become a nurse or fireperson?

Beheading in Woolwich, UK British Soldier Dead

The ‘house TV program’ for wasters, degenerates, reprobates and knaves finished its final edition forever! If you believe that they will never do another program, then you’re no capitalist or a person that understand capitalism. Within 10 years some bright spark will want to do a special edition to squeeze some juice from the fans and the curious.

The reason will be for ”sentimental” reasons but the truth is that they want to have a easy earner and Shameless will do this because it celebrated laughing at poor people trying to live a life. Obviously the program general story is not ‘true’ ,it isn’t a documentary. The truth is the cynical exploitation that happens within communities and groups like these. 

Not all those who live in communities like these would be foolish enough to pay Jeremy Kyle and his investors to appear on his ‘lets exploit the idiot class’ TV program Jeremy Kyle Show. While Shameless is trying to show people trying to aim for the stars, The Jeremy Kyle Show is about showing the idiot class as morality tv of the base kind. It is amazing that these numpties, who appear on these programs, pay by ringing a premium TV line to tell their story on the program to be laughed at for being thick as sh*t!

Shameless did lose the plot a few series ago when aliens were involved, but it did start to get back on track when it attempted humour on topical stories like militant Muslims, The Olympics etc. 

But the shame for Shameless was that it never said no to cocaine.

David Beckham

On the day that Diane Abbot said men are facing a crisis in what their roles are, Über Metrosexual icon David Beckham retires from football! To say that David Beckham is a major brand would be an understatement. To say that he is surrounded by superstar management would be equivalent to saying that the pope is catholic.

Every guy wish they could live a life like Beckham. Playing football, scoring goals and meeting women in the best surroundings….happy days! Yeah he has to do a lot of charity work but that’s OK, you see new places and meet new people with ideas. Which aint a bad way to spend your life, when all things are considered.

With Beckham timing is everything and he was pitch perfect as he always is when it comes to maximising his potential. The month that Sir Alex Ferguson retires, so does Beckham!  Brilliant. Now all he has to do is take pictures with objects and he is guaranteed an income in serious figures until the next big sporting superstar emerges. Whatever, he will have a nice living and he seems like the guy who does not mess up.

I met David Beckham once when I was working in a art themed wine bar in Chingford called The Alley and David Beckham came and had a look at what was being sold, he didn’t buy anything but he did seem interested. Chingford is the place David Beckham grew up and this was the days before Victoria Adams aka Victoria Beckham aka Posh Spice. He was a pleasant guy then as he seems to be now.

What made it really special for David Beckham was his ease with a very successful partner. Very rarely do men come across a person who is perfect at being the dutiful  wife as Victoria Beckham is. Trust me every guy would want a wife like Victoria Beckham – she lets him play football all the time and never complains or moan about the toilet! Well  I maybe pushing the toilet one a little bit, but you know what I mean.

Another reason for David Beckham retiring now is that he cements his position as a winning Über Metrosexual. He doesn’t have to risk making a footballing and marketing mess like The Ferdinand Brothers (Rio and Anton) have done. These two groups of friends and supporters need to get their heads together and sort it out as it is not good for football, especially English football. 

Richard Nixon

Guilt is a terrible thing and will always come back to take charge if not resolved. So at the moment in the UK after the funeral of Baroness Thatcher the Tory party are about to fully visualise what they think Margaret Thatcher want – an exit out of the European Union! 

Meanwhile over in the USA the right wing are going through their usual hunt for a Democratic scandal which will eclipse the Watergate and Iran-Contra scandal. At the moment they have Benghazi and are looking to make a noise over the death of four diplomats and whether politicians tried to minimise the terror attack.  When President Clinton was in office it was Whitewater, China and Lewinski so here is to the usual hyperbole which when it finally settles will never eclipse Watergate or Iran-Contra. I could be wrong however!

The guilt that the right wing feel is always more powerful than left wing guilt. The left wing are always trying to help people out of bad situations. The right wing aim to exploit bad situations so when it does go wrong there is more to feel guilty about, for the right winger. 

There has been numerous situation in which left wing politicians get caught up in sex scandals yet they never really stick. However, when the right wing get in sex scandals it just seem so much more tacky and yucky because they are always going on about the lesser classes of humans have no morals therefore they should be denounced and denigrated. Obviously they thinking behind the right wing agenda is to get non thinking right wingers to support their cause because their identity is different.  

With left wing guilt do go into hyper-space it is usually down to money. You can have as many lovers as you want. You can be such a drunk that you cannot stand up without help, but, get caught out fiddling or being bought and sold like a prostitute and you can kiss your political career goodbye. As Deep Throat said in the Watergate Scandal follow the money. 

Obama will fall if there is a money trail which links him to something fishy or dodgy. If there is no money trail then there will not be a scandal. Looking for a mole leaking information to Associated Press is not a scandal. Checking the tax affairs of your rivals is not a scandal. Getting blind-sided by a bunch of radicals kicking off all over the Middle East is not a scandal. Having his fingers in the till could be a scandal if the Republicans can prove it.

Meanwhile in the UK Nigel Farage and Margaret Thatcher are about to pull off the biggest political earthquake since Lehmans Day. The Conservatives are about to push for an in/out referendum for the European Union. Margaret Thatcher maybe dead but it is the guilt of political matricide which has kept the Tories in funk for over 20 years. The reason she was kicked out was her negotiation stand on Europe. She did not trust the Germans and hated the idea of greater political union.

Her problem was that she could not tolerate a more nuanced negotiation position or the fact that Nigel Lawson was shadowing the Deutsche Mark which was tantamount to operating a fiscal union à la carte. Obviously Margaret Thatcher would not be happy with this type of policy and Nigel Lawson left government in a hissy fit about being basically told off in front of people.

Now Nigel Lawson has come out in favour of leaving the E.U and those who support being members of the E.U have nowhere to turn as the vehemence of the ‘get out’ campaign is deafening. Nigel Farage the leader of the main anti-EU party is already doing deals not to run candidates against anti-EU Conservative party candidates. This is amazing! It is a bit like the Labour Party – Liberal Democrats non hostile tactic of 1997 to get rid of 18 years of Tory rule.

The result of all these machinations will probably lead to loads of talking points, hue and cry and not much else. Big business will want to stay in the EU because it is good for business and Hilary Clinton will win 2016 Presidency because the right wing media in the US will go overboard in their criticism.

Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan and Khaldoon Al Mubarak

With Roberto Mancini now history in a ”typical City” manner – with the press saying it was a done deal, the bookmakers not taking bets on Roberto Mancini getting the sack and with Manchester United parading through the street with the cup they have just won – it is worth taking stock of what it is like to be so stupid with so much money?

When Roman Abramovich became the first really popular playboy owner of a football club i.e outside football he was well known by the general public, it was assumed that he would mess about in the management of the football club (in this case Chelsea) and then blame the manager when it all goes wrong and guess what? The international playboys and girls have done just that and they are clearly not bothered about the silliness of it all.

Sometimes you do get owners who do not mess about in the club, but it is very rare and after all what is the point of buying a football club if you cannot have the players that you like in it? This brings us to the ”typical City” story in which a bloke who needs a reason to escape his two wives buys a club and uses it to play ‘fantasy football’ with real people.

Last year it was really funny as his team won the Premier League in dramatic fashion, but, this year it was not so funny as Manchester United won it back and worst of all Wigan Athletic owned by a lowly bred shopkeeper beat his team in the F.A. Cup!

Football has always attracted the dodgy, the silly, the ego maniac, the hustler. It is the easiest way of saying that you are a man of distinction, man of the people, a world player in finance. The only problem with this scenario is that every game you let 11 men decide your fate in public. That is what football does it is politics and war with a bag of air. Why would you do this to yourself? Very rarely has any owner make any money from football. In fact if you want to be really successful you have to ramp up your non-footballing commercial activities. The only problem with this is that you need success on the field to make the cash.

As the fans continually get ripped of in the pursuit of the owners ego massaging lets all say thank you to these sugar daddies writ large and let them understand that they better open the wallets or they will end up like George Gillett and Tom Hicks of Liverpool FC – totally shamed and reviled.

Chris Hadfield

As you may or may not know, I love watching NASA television while playing online poker. In fact I will check out anything to do with space to keep me fresh and interested while grinding away on a poker site to stop me getting a rush of blood to the head and doing something stupid. 

Doing something stupid comes easily to me as I do have a low threshold level especially when I am losing. I have been known to turn from insanely tight to completely ‘loosey goosey’ in a second because something annoyed me or I got seriously bored. With the opium of online TV such as NASA it can calm me down and get me into a positive frame of mind when sports trading or playing poker.

The only problem I do get is when Chris Hadfield does his ‘Village People Reject’ routine and starts singing in that weird voice of his. It is all good fun and I would rather have him than some dullard with all the charisma of a cod fillet. 

Chris Hadfield is coming back to Earth today and it will be funny to see if his David Bowie song ‘Space Oddity’ does really well in the charts now that he can do some real gigs and personal appearance. Maybe he could be backed by The Village People as he does not look out of place one little bit. Obviously his role would be astronaut and this could be a major move in making space exploration more popular and funny and he has the moustache already.

Space Oddity

Village People- “Macho Man” (Merv Griffin Show 1979)

Chinese Meal For Poker

A take away Chinese meal and online poker go together like a horse and carriage or whiskey and ice. Yes you can have pizza but because you have to hold a pizza slice with a hand and chomp away it makes it impractical and messy.

With a Chinese you are forced to use a implement such as a fork or chop stick, therefore, the process is more cleaner and practical.

Take this survey and let me know as I will be doing a more in depth research:

Bee

Lets get one thing straight. Bees are cool! They just fly around being busy and pollinate flora so that we can enjoy eating fruit and drink beer. Yes my emotions are very base but why not protect something that basically keeps us alive?

Apparently one of our no mark ministers went to the Europe and voted against protecting bees. Environment secretary Owen Paterson is that government twat that thinks it is OK to let our bees die. I really do think our so called representatives are really working for some alien species, some would call them The Illuminate or some other random secret beings, but, I would never sink to that level. I think Environment secretary Owen Paterson is working to line his pockets full of cash by letting pesticides kill our bees.

So in the future when you want to scare young children when they are playing up just say Environment secretary Owen Paterson want to kill and eat them. Really he does, why else would you would you want all the bees that pollinate our major food source dead? If the plants arn’t pollinated then the animals wont have stuff to eat and we will have to eat each other. Very simple really Environment secretary Owen Paterson is a cannibal or the very least a cannibal’s bitch.

So do not let the cannibal Environment secretary Owen Paterson get his way!