Hey guess what I have designed a new drink to help poker players relax after a tense game of poker. You know the type of game where you want to do a guy because he annoys you, that type of game. Anyway here it is 2 parts gin 3 parts coke and 5 parts Red Bull or any other caffeine type drink, I call it Poker Knave Koff Mixture because it taste like cough sweets.
It is the type of drink you have when you are about to leave a game because the job was done and you want to play loose but not to loose. Also, if your in a friendly game and you don’t want to be seen as a tight player just don’t have the gin in it and everyone will think you are boozing it up.