When having a nice little poker game in darkest Willenhall (a small post industrial town famous for producing locks, near Wolverhampton). I suddenly saw a guy who was quietly drinking his lager and clearly very interested in the sport on TV.
Could this be Robin van Persie the erstwhile Arsenal striker having a crafty beer? We all know that Arsene Wenger the manager of Arsenal would not approve, hence pitching up in a non-descript town for a quiet drink and a dabble of Texas Hold Em?
Or could it be a an ordinary lad having a large amount of beer and testing out his poker strategy so that he can take on the Poker Totty’s in the PokerKnave Poker Totty Invitational coming soon…?