Jack Reynard is not in a happy mood after some severe beatings on the poker tables and now needs some amorous attention from people of the female persuasion. He is seriously considering reforming his pop group ‘Automatic Energy’ and do a Spandau Ballet too get laid….
In this edition the curious story of England football team captain John Terry Mother and Mother-in-law being cautioned for shop lifting.
Allegedly lawyers behaving badly – apparently at £250 an hour, and, the reunion of New Romantics Spandau Ballet with the rehashing of all their hits like True, Gold etc – for women of a certain age there will not be a dry pair of knickers in the house…