Gutshot Straight – staring Steven Segal

Another Summer, another poker film. It seems that every Summer they chuck out a film which has a poker theme with a poker phrase for a title. This time not only do they follow the formula but they chuck in the cliche of all cliches Steven Segal!

Steven Segal is probably the most boring actor ever! His range of emotions stem from miserable to suicidal. His hair is unnatural and his fight scenes resemble the crappiest wrestling program in the World.

Therefore, it is as clear as day that this film will be rubbish and I will not be queuing outside a cinema to watch it, I will wait for the bootleg copy from the car boot sellers.

Gutshot Straight Trailer #2