Introducing Poker Totty Melany

Poker Totty Melany

Poker Totty Melany Jarvis is a caring sort of person, unless, she is playing her favourite card game – strip poker! When she is playing strip poker, she is totally focused and woe betide a weak player because this girl plays to win. Welcome Poker Totty Melany!

Do you play Texas Hold ‘Em or Omaha?

I don’t play either of those games but after a few glasses of wine I like to play Strip Polker. I love watching my opponent squirm as they strip off.

Poker Totty Melany by the sea

Would you say you were an aggressive strip poker player?

I would say I am more of a thoughtful player as in the way I implement strategy into the game.

What is your daytime job?

My day job is as a Personal Assistant; it can be demanding but is worthwhile and glamourous.

Why is your daytime job worthwhile and glamourous?

I would say it worthwhile for the salary and glamourous because I arrange all the charity dinners and get to attend them for free!

How would you describe yourself physically?

I would describe myself as tanned, dark and curvy.

Which designer do you admire?

My favourite designer would have to be Pussy Galores which is a boutique shop based in Cardiff in South Wales. I have lots of their dresses which I wear on nights out, weddings or to functions.

What is it about Pussy Galores that does it for you?

Pussy Galore is a shop which fits the couture clothing rang to your body the girls there are wonderful.

Poker Totty Melany in the woods

When did you decide that modelling maybe a career for you?

I decided to take up amateur modelling after being approached by several photographers for paid shoots.

Who are your favourite models?

My favourite models would have to be the curvier sort, as I hate size 0 and would never be one. I would ideally like to have the figure of J-Lo.

What sort of music and artist do you like?

My favourite artist is a band called Creed, totally brilliant. I tend to enjoy more Rock genre.

Do you have any hobbies?

My hobbies are reading, Rock climbing and shopping.

What is your favourite entertainment?

My favourite entertainment is going to the cinema or being cwtched up with a good book and a glass on wine.

Poker Totty Melany from behind

Which cuisine do you prefer?

I favourite cuisine has to be Italian with a glass of Merlot.

If you had a choice would it be a Prada handbag or a Jimmy Choo shoes?

Jimmy Choo all the way baby!

Which city would you like to be in and why?

I would like to be in Los Angeles because of the sunshine and prospect of a porn career.

Would you like to be a porn actress?

No I wouldn’t the last statement was a joke!