Introducing Poker Totty Louise!

Poker Totty Louise gets bored playing poker

Poker Totty Louise

Poker Totty Louise is the next ‘Samantha Fox’. In essences a poker playing little blonde bombshell. If she goes the way that Sam Fox went it should be very interesting. Hello to Poker Totty Louise.

Do you play Texas Hold ‘Em or Omaha?


Hold ‘Em

What were your biggest win and your worst beat?

erm… I cant remember how much I won but I was bored so decided to go along with a pair of 2’s and ended up winning. Worst win….. Erm… it’s got to be a game we had at home, I tried bluffing and my friend realised, she took everything I had. lol

Do you fancy taking on some professional poker playing reprobate and degenerates?

Not really, I only know the basics. Not really that good a player.

Have you tried Omaha?


What is your daytime job?

Full time mum and model.

How would you describe yourself physically?

Errrm…. don’t no what to say, small and blonde. I’ve been told I have that girl next door look
Poker Totty Louise being a bookworm which she finds better than poker

Poker Totty Louise being a bookworm

Has anyone said that you have a ‘Sam Fox’ look about you?
I have heard that quite a lot actually.
Which designer do you admire?
I don’t really follow certain designers, being a mum I look for something sexy but affordable.

What was the cheekiest outfit you ever wore?

Hmmm….. it would have to be the nun; I have black lace lingerie set with a nun’s headdress.
When did you decide that modelling maybe a career for you?
I had a few fashion shoots when I was 15, but didn’t decide on doing this as a career until I was 18.

Who are your favourite models?

I quite like some of Katie Price’s work. Lucy Pinder and Jemma Atkinson have some great images, I don’t follow catwalk models as I am too small to do it myself. lol

What sort of music and artist do you like?

errrm… everything really…. I like Bon Jovi and Bryan Adams, Guns and Roses and Meatloaf, but also like 50cent, Usher, Take That etc as well. I love BEP’s boom boom pow
A back view of Poker Totty Louise as she finds poker dull

A back view of Poker Totty Louise

Who are BEP Boom Boom Pow?
Black Eyed Peas, there song is Boom Boom Pow
Do you have any hobbies?
Don’t really get chance to do much at the moment with the baby but when I do I love swimming, cinema and dancing.
What is your favourite entertainment?
hmmm…. not sure on that one, I think it would have to be going out with my mates and watching them all make fools of themselves when they’re drunk. lol

Don’t you drink alcohol?

Yes, it does tend to get me into trouble though

Which cuisine do you prefer?

That’s easy, it’s got to be Chinese, mmmm…. chicken chow mien or sweet n sour chicken in crispy batter. You can’t beat it.

If you had a choice would it be a Prada handbag or a Jimmy Choo shoes?

I don’t follow designers but you can never have too many shoes so it would have to be the Jimmy Choos

Which city would you like to be in and why?

Hmmm…. tricky, if I had a couple of thousand pounds spare it would have to be New York, purely for the shopping. lol

Why do women love shopping?
erm…. not really sure, I think its just the thought of blowing loads of money and feeling like you live the life of luxury with money to burn. That is until you get home and realise you have loads of bill to pay anyway. lol

Poker Totty Louise 'librarian view' but we will persuade her to play poker

Poker Totty Louise